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If there’s a minimum of 30 people reading this blog 24/7 do ya think it’s fair to say that at any given moment someone in the world is getting off to it? because that would be sort of amazing

This turns me on much more than it should. I bet that would feel so good in my pussy and then to see a hot chick lick off my wetness right after…..I’d beg her to make my ass gape with that lollipop then suck it and lick my asshole….but

elliemillers:#tell me how much trouble would they get into if they went on a double date with Shaw/root??

morivan: naughtyvixens: happy 413 or whatever These are the kinds of crack pairings that make all the best… L E M O N S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! christ almighty, griff

caramelashton:Aight a lil random but the hug Angela and GGK gave each other after Angela was announced winner made me happy, it was the most wholesome thing that happened in the episode.

One more thing that would make this week beyond perfect...

sangyeol: B1A4 - A group that would never ever hinder the other contestants in a race

iguanamouth: radglawr: methsnake: imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across

bunnyomega: periegesisvoid: agateophilic-bitch: periegesisvoid: an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination. chill bro it’s a fucking pun Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.

cumaeansibyl: stellasgibson: Finally a man who knows what he’s talking about. Daniel Craig would probably be the first to agree to this tbh female bond please omg. That would be the fucking best

spacetwinks: goatcorporation: Worthless Powders start wasting money on powders that turn you into a plasma skeleton

i kind of hate the fact that even now as a grown ass man I still can’t honestly answer the question of what I want to be when I grow up.

Pretty sure Eren is the last person that would make jokes about someone losing a person dear to them by titans, even if that someone was Jean.

seananmcguire: reachmouse: miriamforster: kedreeva: I went to go see Jurassic World again, this time with my family. And as I was driving my little brother back to his house, he expressed disappointment that the original cast (bar the scientist and

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: micdotcom: California rep proposes bill requiring rape charges to appear on college transcripts Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.) on Thursday proposed the Safe Transfer Act. The bill that would require a student’s rape charges to

kasukasukasumisty: stupidcoolfinnparty: dee-b-caulfield: burninghonesty: Oh my god what if what if Finn loses the hat for good that would be a ballsy change I tell ya Yes! I feel the writers need to stop vaccilating and finally do something to really

princesssilverglow: I would love seeing the Gems interact with Connie ♥ Connie is a cutie!

Pfft, I almost texted my siblings some shippy art I had saved on my phone instead of the image I was trying to send because I wasn’t paying attention to what I was doing. I didn’t, thankfully, but I gotta be more careful ‘cause that would’ve been

Me: why am I so hungry? I just ate… oh wait, no I didn’t. That was yesterday, I didn’t eat at all today.

groomoftiffany:the theory that glenda is the biology teacher is so funny because imagine you want to help this poor kid who’s bullied relentlessly and one day he walks into school carrying your dad around like a baby and then he gives your dad to

I want a cute boyfriend that would do PalletShipping cosplay sex with me. I would even dress up as Gary just so he could be Ash. Also early in the morning I want a boyfriend that knows how horny I sometimes get in the mornings when I’m waking

yourscientistfriend: eren-jaeger-is-fucking-awesome: 4gifs: Zombie prank with amputee. [video] DEAR CHRIST Jokes aside that man can move fast

inuyasha: Richard Ian Cox; “InuYasha” ordering at a Canadian coffee place named Tim Hortons. :) Thought the Canadian followers would enjoy this one! (Submitted by andthisvanity) I love this video!

I want a toxic relationship. I want someone that has the upper hand over my muse, because god knows that’s a rarity in its own. I want possessiveness. And control issues. Intensity.

ni-chan9: slayerenfiniti: ask-irl-shitty-glasses: captainarlert: stoned-levi: //DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY DO YOU FUCKING SEE JESUS HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL that would actually be really funny he would’ve been petrafied. Go sit in a

chaandajaan:Ok but what is everyone’s comfort media? Because I feel like it says so much about people, some of them are absolutely bizarre and not something that would ever bring me comfort, but I find it so cool when there that one movie that you’ve

jordan-reet: Knowing something like that would take time. To make her comfortable, it would take finding the right position so they could still see each other. Jordan took a sip of his beer and peaked up to her. “It’s something called road head.”

ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m

baptisms: actual-noiz: actually noiz and aoba wouldn’t adopt kids, noiz would just buy bunnies from the pet store and that would be their children “noiz what the fuck where did all of these rabbits come from?” “pet store.”

mink looks like the type of guy that would always be warm. cold feet? let his bara hands warm them up for you. in the middle of no where in a snow storm? cuddle up into his warm and toasty bara embrace.

hesgotametalarm: I would like Lucy Liu to be the next James Bond and Sebastian Stan to be her Bond boy.

kingjaffejoffer: yungasura: dwightfreeney: vanjalen: Well none of that comment went as expected well goddamn bruh lol Thomas Kirk for president

regal-day: ghdos: perfectversetightbeattwo: That means Whitley & Dwayne’s child is finishing off their second semester as a freshman at Hillman if they started in the Fall. BRUH. That’s the perfect premise to bring back an updated of A Different

kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because

erinburr: caffeinated-gains: blueandbluer: erinburr: erinburr: I know nobody Outside cares, but the State of Alaska is closing in 11 days. If someone wanted to report on that other than panicked Alaskans, that would be great. Every “non-essential”

petty-labelle: moisemorancy: The energy I’m on. The energy I need There’s not a bitch alive that would feel comfortable calling my wife “my lil gf” to my face who they dealing with that would make that mistake and why they

If Levi actually does end up with some Asian background to him, then this is the RivaMika recast that would make me breathe very, very heavily. Well, ignoring the fact that Jaejoong’s pretty tall, of course.

perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell

Do you think that when I start dating someone that they’ll get jealous of all the fictional characters that I fawn over?

the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space.

ahoboandhisbox: the-almost-doctor: ifuckingguess: ravedm: ahh when you click it :))) holy shit what is that seriously space. that is space. #that would be the sombrero galaxy lol It’s true!

theolivescribe: thorinoakenshielded: sirianmckellen: gwivyanbracegirdleoftheshire: I dislike him already. ow asshole calm the fuck down. You have to take into consideration that he was a Catholic Cardinal- very few people of that ranking are going

vvorldwideweb: delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, forget about them, you’re better off

allmymetaphors: anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit

cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And

homeotherm:i just want to live in animal crossing, you know, catching bugs, being kind, making adorable friends, traveling, camping, picking fruits and fishing… i’m all about that

brittanaluv: setbabiesonfire: itcuddles: Animals are better than people, look this dog trying to save the fish. Omg, it broke my heart. This implies that the dog is intelligent enough to not only recognize that a fish lives in water, but that without

I would’ve drawn two, but that would’ve been gross.

I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.

i actually have 2 songs in mind that i really love that would make WONDERFUL lyricstucks, i’m just contemplating if i should actually do it….

Nepeta as Terezi’s red quadrant and Vriska as Terezi’s black quadrant would have been so perfect

sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone

There’s this girl in one of my classes that would be like the /perfect/ smoke&hookup buddy; the way she dresses, the way she looks, a cute face and a flawless body. Evidently though she’s a sophomore in high school… so she’s what, 16 at most?

xiaolapcheong: I had a dream that ATLA had an entire episode from Toph’s perspective the entire screen was black the ambient noises were much louder than usual these vibration like lines would come on screen when anything moved and if you watched the

anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious

that-gay-horse replied to your post: that-gay-horse reblogged … yea but if that someone was like me they jelly pone would end up getting eaten you monster

someone should draw me a derpy liara that would make my day

can you guys just imagine a mass effect movie with FEMSHEP instead of manshep ON THE BIG SCREEN MAYBE IN 3D I DUNNO IT WOULD BE SO GLORIOUS and if liara was her romance in the movie that would just be icing on the cake but thats just me you know V//u//V

foster-the-timelords: *slides Rooster Teeth 20 dollars* so if you could put in a lot of gay scenes between Blake and Weiss in volume 4 that would be great [slides in another 20 dollars]

lesbianslovebts:I am proud to be autistic. I would not be me if I were not autistic. At the same time, I am exhausted because of it. I am tired of living in a world that is not made for me and will not accommodate me. I am learning as much as I can about

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